Justin Bieber Roast: The Best Jokes, Including Selena Gomez Digs, Gays Jokes and More

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Justin Bieber's been roasted hard (and we mean hard!).

At tonight's Comedy Centraly Roast of Justin Bieber, the singer's celeb friends let him have it hard. Without further introduction, here are some of the best jokes about the controversial pop star.

• "You're about to get f--ked harder that Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez."

• "You acted so much like a pu--y on the show that Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you."

• "It seems like only yesterday you were discovered on the YouTube. Time flies when you're a piece of s--t."

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• "Selena Gomez had to f--k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in show business."

• "Justin Bieber really does have it all. I'm serious. He has a dick and a pu--y."

• "My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit."

• "Justin's Canadian. He's actually considered America because no Canadian's ever been this much of an a--hole."

• "There's even a wax figure of Justin in Madame Tussauds in London. I've seen it, he's face down in a wax Usher's lap."

The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber airs Mar. 30 at 10 p.m.

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