Dating is rough, y'all. Not only do we have to worry about clicking with a total stranger and not making a total fool out of ourselves for at least two hours, now we have to worry about all the Googling and Facebooking this person did prior to the date. It's hard out there for single folks.
Thankfully, the hashtag #FiveWordstoRuinADate got started on Twitter, and users took some time out of their day to provide hundreds of phrases that will immediately and automatically shut down any date. It's nice to have this handy little list next time you agree to go out with that dude you met on Tinder who looks like he actually might not be a mouth-breather.
So check out our favorite examples of five words that will ruin any romantic outing, and just keep your ears peeled for any of them. For example, if anyone says anything negative about Taco Bell, get the hell out of there!
I didn't like the 90s #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Small Hands France (@france_xiii) January 13, 2015
"I'm a huge Nickelback fan" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Gareth Wild (@GarethWild) January 13, 2015
My machete is named Mommy #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— All Hail Jerry Renek (@jerryRenek) January 13, 2015
"Hey dad this is weird." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Ian Hecox (@SmoshIan) January 13, 2015
My wife wears that perfume. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Michael Rock (@MichaelRock107) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate I think I just sharted
— Kelly Ann Schuberth (@KellySchuberth) January 13, 2015
You kiss like my mum. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Douglas Henshall (@djhenshall) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Have to return some videotapes
— Lady FOHF (@LadyFOHF) January 13, 2015
Does this rash look weird? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Faith Choyce (@teamsexydork) January 13, 2015
Can my mother eat that? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— asuter (@asuter) January 13, 2015
Here, breath through this rag.#FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Stefan Bennett (@Knobstradamus) January 13, 2015
I don't like to read. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Chase Steely (@mChaseSteely) January 13, 2015
This is my owl wife #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) January 13, 2015
My neck fat is clammy #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Musky Lozenge (@LostCatDog) January 13, 2015
"Let me look into that," while wearing Google Glass #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Justin Bailey ------ (@JUSTINBAILEY12D) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate "Feminism means women buy dinner." pic.twitter.com/3jgzWGZqsV
— Kevin Mcconaghy (@mcconaghy_kevin) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate I voted for Bush. Twice.
— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) January 13, 2015
I'm a social media influencer #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Caroline McCarthy (@caro) January 13, 2015
"I don't believe in evolution." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Shawn Binder (@ShawnBinder) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate im 16 next week bae
— syn galaxy (@SynGalaxy) January 13, 2015
We know, guac is extra #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Marcos Mateo Ochoa (@MarcoMateoOchoa) January 13, 2015
Let's play a hashtag game. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Grant Pardee (@grantpa) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Can you hold my murse? pic.twitter.com/YTjrMNcTXL
— MrsLibertas (@Bloviate_Barbie) January 13, 2015
I am live-tweeting this. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Brooks Sherman (@byobrooks) January 13, 2015
The 90s were so lame. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— SURGE (@SURGE) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate i dont like taco bell
— Sergiojulian (@BigSerg55) January 13, 2015
Is it you're or your? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Mikey Piff (@MikeyPiff) January 13, 2015
You make the voices stop. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Derek Powazek (@fraying) January 13, 2015
The Lannisters send their regards. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Jon Snow (@JonSnowBastrd) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Check me out on YouTube.
— TYBZI (@TYBZI) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate "Actually, 'Frankenstein' was the scientist."
— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) January 13, 2015
"I don't care for nachos." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— The Lovely Lady (@TheLovelyLady_) January 13, 2015
That nacho thing? By far the most terrifying phrase that anyone could utter on a date. If our date ever said that we would scream, flip over the table, vomit, slap our date in the face and then sprint directly through the window.
DEAL. BREAKER.
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